After a weekend of sore feet LOL and legs, I simply had to do this.
So on Saturday, me and my lovely ladybugs, went to the club! My oh my :) can't remember when last I had so much fun itelu. Dancing whooole night haha (hence the sore feet) Now I consider myself an observer of sorts. And let me just say this, they should write a "Clubbers guide for dummies" bwahahaha. Coz lotsa people get it so wrong. Not that I'm judging or saying I'm doing it oh so right. But daaaang, theirs a fine line between trying too hard, and being an idiot LOL
*Kindly note: This is merely from a girls perspective. So don't hate haha or else I could always pour you some HATERADE? Anyhoo...
What I observed:
In the one corner you have the Fly guys. Guys so fly you'd think you're in a G6 bwahaha. Or like I call them Glamour boys. They think they're the ish and can do and say to a girl just about anything. (Which I think is lame) Coz we're not toys. Anyhoo, like zebras, they all look the same, dress the same, act the same, thus being BORING and too plastic for my liking.
Then u get your bar hoggers. Guys/Girls, constantly at the bar. Not even buying anything. Just standing there like its the new black. I.e crocodiles floating in the water, waiting for the antelope to come have a sip. In order for them to go in for the kill. Bwahaha. Ya right!
And of course, you get the Posers! Ladies looking like peacocks haha. Dressed to the tee, with heels so high they can barely walk on it, dressies/tops so short they can't sit in it, hence the posing. Coz it requires minimal movement. No dancing, no sitting, just posing. Which IMO is LAME! You might as well go stand on a corner somewhere haha. Coz in essence all they want is attention... Right?
Then there's the pigs, people who drink waaaay too much and can't handle their booze. Thus getting violent and sloppy. The old birds, moms and dads clubbing with their kids (WHICH IS A NO NO, NO MATTER HOW COOL YOUR PARENTS ARE). You also get the hens, having a hen party LOL. I.e bachelorette, and the monkeys! Men going wild and being silly whilst having a stag party.
Hmm who did I forget. Ahh, then of course you get the weird guys. Who's just random. Men(who's not bad looking) who's out on the prowl. Its actually freaky. Coz you can see they only came to the club for one thing and one thing only. Like a Lion looking for his livestock. Trying to bump and grind with every girl that allows them to. Seeing which one is eager and willing. And who's taking the bait. Er no thank you?
Which leads me to the next group of animals. The cubs. The young bloods. "In Afrikaans we say, Nat agter die ore!" They are so young and vulgar and want to try out everything. Acting all cool and shit. Then they end up making complete fools of themselves. Drinking too much, vomiting everywhere, talking loudly, dressing inappropriately(coz its what they see in a fiddy cent music video) and being scandalous like its how young adults should be. Urgh! I hate teeny boppers who think they are older and wiser! If I were to open a club, my age restriction would be no under 25's :)
I've always considered myself a classy yet fun person. That's why people like this irk me! No where is it written down, that you have to be a hoe bag toe have fun LOL.
Which brings me to my last group. My Friends! Heehee. Not bothered with a single soul. Just in the club to do exactly that! Dance, drink, talk and laugh. Make fun and just be silly :) the perfect animal for us is HOMOSAPIEN mohahahaha. We couldn't care less about playing silly games, or flirting with said opposite sex, or posing or being glamorous. What makes us unique is, as long as we're all together, having the time of our lives, who cares about stigma and societies rules. I say foook it! In the bum bumzz.
And we did exactly that. "Ons het oorgevat" haha! So tip of the day: Don't allow yourself to succumb to the stupid ideals of society and be normal and boring. And be fine with being easily stereotyped. Why be an animal if you can be #awesome instead! People nowadays watch too much television. Thus getting sucked into the ball sack of socialism, coolism and out right plainism. LOL. Be complex, and stop following rules! You can and should be your own ISM! :)
CarmenIsm. Hmm has a nice ring to it :D heehee
And then if you feel that you would rather be a clone... then what I want to know is: WHICH ANIMAL ARE YOU?