Monday, August 29, 2011

Can you say LIMBO?

Oh my word! I get goosebumps by merely just thinking of it. This is most simplistic game ever and is sooo addictive.

Basically it revolves around this boy, who is uncertain of his sisters fate. He enters "Limbo" in search of finding the answers that will lead him to her.

G4TV.com/games are calling it "..hauntingly beautiful and philosophically provocative". And I couldn't agree more.  Theres no soundtrack, just the sound of the elements in the background and you running through Limbo. Its eery yet very attractive. At first I was a bit shocked at the violence factor, but what makes it so beautiful is the black and white surroundings and the clever puzzles that we have to solve. I was so intrigued, I even sat there, watching my brother playing it hehe.

Limbo has the same simplicity as Sony PlayStation's Little Big Planet, making it very user friendly and just a blast to play. I think this is going to be a huge success for PlayDead and cant wait to play some more heehee.

Its available on Xbox 360 and now also on PS3 :)

Who knew that getting stuck in Limbo could be this fun!

- L o c k e d -


Haha I wouldn't mind a lock like this! Gangstarrr!!

Gooner 4 Life!!!

In lieu of yesterdays slaughter, I couldn't help but write something about the tremendous heartache, disappointment and well, just plain old sadness I felt. As many of you know, I am a die hard Arsenal fan! Born and bread. Watched the footie with  my dad and brother, and fell in love with the Frenchmen and his Managing style.  

I can’t fret enough on how yesterdays match shouldn’t have happened the way it did. Those youngsters did not deserve it. And they most certainly were not experienced enough to handle all that pressure. We all know how mordant Manchester United fans and players can get during a game at their home turf. Thus as the game started I had little faith. (Yes I know, not very supporting of me) But how can send a reserve 10man squad into the bowl of the devil and not expect an 8-2 outcome. Unfortunately I do not have cable, and followed the game online. And by the 6th goal, I wanted to cry *sad panda* Coz we were anal raped!!!  It’s a good thing I stayed home too. Because I would have been massacred by all my ManU friends. If I were a ManU fan, I would actually not be happy. Because this is our weakest we’ve ever been. So there’s no challenge. But you see, to ManU it doesn’t matter. A win is a win. I actually pitty the fools.

And what I find is most upsetting is, how people, who do not support any team, people who don’t even watch soccer, suddenly became ManU “fans” yesterday. Being nasty and making all kinds of comments on the game. Jumping on the “Glory Glory Man United” bandwagon and debasing all that is Arsenal. Its those same idiots who still thinks Beckham plays for ManU.

I spoke to my fellow Gooners. Many of them were upset. Yes Wenger needs to spend some real cash now, and buy someone of worth. I don’t think he should be sacked though. Not now, not any time soon too. Because if you look, over the past 15years, Wenger has done amazingly :) and even though it’s been what 5years since we won some silver, I think he has a plan. And that we will emerge from this catastrophe greater and stronger than ever.  Look at Liverpool. I think a few months back, they were worse off than us. But as it is said in Transformers LOL “The Fallen Shall Rise Again”!! And that is why I urge you fellow Gooners to not give up hope and stand strong behind our bellowed Gunners. For in Arsene we trust!!

I would like to end of this piece with a good statement my friend made:

Dietrich Kannemeyer: “Aahi these united fans, they beat the weakest team we ever put out, shouting and saying ago stuff, they grumpy winners too?? LoL. Where's the class man, 8-2 doesn't mean u got more points, still just 3, there's still 35 games left, for the real soccer and united fans congrats, but for these angry winners lol, really show some class, be a respectable human, not mindless barbarians who just discovered fire, o_O”


Monday, August 15, 2011

CLubbinG - its a JungLe out there!!!

After a weekend of sore feet LOL and legs, I simply had to do this.

So on Saturday, me and my lovely ladybugs, went to the club! My oh my :) can't remember when last I had so much fun itelu. Dancing whooole night haha (hence the sore feet) Now I consider myself an observer of sorts. And let me just say this, they should write a "Clubbers guide for dummies" bwahahaha. Coz lotsa people get it so wrong. Not that I'm judging or saying I'm doing it oh so right. But daaaang, theirs a fine line between trying too hard, and being an idiot LOL

*Kindly note: This is merely from a girls perspective. So don't hate haha or else I could always pour you some HATERADE? Anyhoo...

What I observed:

In the one corner you have the Fly guys. Guys so fly you'd think you're in a G6 bwahaha. Or like I call them Glamour boys. They think they're the ish and can do and say to a girl just about anything. (Which I think is lame) Coz we're not toys. Anyhoo, like zebras, they all look the same, dress the same, act the same, thus being BORING and too plastic for my liking.

Then u get your bar hoggers. Guys/Girls, constantly at the bar. Not even buying anything. Just standing there like its the new black. I.e crocodiles floating in the water, waiting for the antelope to come have a sip. In order for them to go in for the kill. Bwahaha. Ya right!

And of course, you get the Posers! Ladies looking like peacocks haha. Dressed to the tee, with heels so high they can barely walk on it, dressies/tops so short they can't sit in it, hence the posing. Coz it requires minimal movement. No dancing, no sitting, just posing. Which IMO is LAME! You might as well go stand on a corner somewhere haha. Coz in essence all they want is attention... Right?

Then there's the pigs, people who drink waaaay too much and can't handle their booze. Thus getting violent and sloppy. The old birds, moms and dads clubbing with their kids (WHICH IS A NO NO, NO MATTER HOW COOL YOUR PARENTS ARE). You also get the hens, having a hen party LOL. I.e bachelorette, and the monkeys! Men going wild and being silly whilst having a stag party.

Hmm who did I forget. Ahh, then of course you get the weird guys. Who's just random. Men(who's not bad looking) who's out on the prowl. Its actually freaky. Coz you can see they only came to the club for one thing and one thing only. Like a Lion looking for his livestock. Trying to bump and grind with every girl that allows them to. Seeing which one is eager and willing. And who's taking the bait. Er no thank you?

Which leads me to the next group of animals. The cubs. The young bloods. "In Afrikaans we say, Nat agter die ore!" They are so young and vulgar and want to try out everything. Acting all cool and shit. Then they end up making complete fools of themselves. Drinking too much, vomiting everywhere, talking loudly, dressing inappropriately(coz its what they see in a fiddy cent music video) and being scandalous like its how young adults should be. Urgh! I hate teeny boppers who think they are older and wiser! If I were to open a club, my age restriction would be no under 25's :)

I've always considered myself a classy yet fun person. That's why people like this irk me! No where is it written down, that you have to be a hoe bag toe have fun LOL.

Which brings me to my last group. My Friends! Heehee. Not bothered with a single soul. Just in the club to do exactly that! Dance, drink, talk and laugh. Make fun and just be silly :) the perfect animal for us is HOMOSAPIEN mohahahaha. We couldn't care less about playing silly games, or flirting with said opposite sex, or posing or being glamorous. What makes us unique is, as long as we're all together, having the time of our lives, who cares about stigma and societies rules. I say foook it! In the bum bumzz.

And we did exactly that. "Ons het oorgevat" haha! So tip of the day: Don't allow yourself to succumb to the stupid ideals of society and be normal and boring. And be fine with being easily stereotyped. Why be an animal if you can be #awesome instead! People nowadays watch too much television. Thus getting sucked into the ball sack of socialism, coolism and out right plainism. LOL. Be complex, and stop following rules! You can and should be your own ISM! :)

CarmenIsm. Hmm has a nice ring to it :D heehee

And then if you feel that you would rather be a clone... then what I want to know is: WHICH ANIMAL ARE YOU?

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

- UNDER CONSTRUCTION -



Its been quite a few months ey! And to any of you who actually read my randomness hehe, many apologies for my inactivity but a lot has happened and changed.

Therefore after careful consideration I might be migrating over to Wordpress or Tumbler. See, the BB bug bit me LOL and I'm trying to figure out which application and site is better suited for my land of randomitity. Coz unfortunately Blogger doesn't have an app yet. Or I might just be wrong. Still browsing around. Knowing me, I refuse to be told NO...so I might just find a solution. Anyhoooooo, enough of my rambling. In a nutshell I just came to say, SEE YOU SOON!

Much love!
Xxx