Monday, March 14, 2011

Storm in a DD cup?

As I'm sitting here, browsing the internet for "Grecian Style" dresses. I came across a very interesting article. Now many of you make think, yeah yeah its been said and done already, so my bad for not having cable LOL. But what are some women out there thinking when it comes to breast enhancement surgery.

Take Heidi Montag for instance. The Hills recently started on SABC3. And here's this cute skinny girl. Can basically fit into anything. I remember, I was still watching an episode with my one friend, and she told me, "Shame, Heidi looks so fucked up now." Unaware of what she meant, I just continued watching. Until I finally went to Google LOL. And I must say, DANG this beesh is uggo!

  

Here's Heidi before surgery. I think this is a perfect body. Neat size bewbies and great toned stomach and legs. 

And here ladies and gents, is the after.....


Now obviously some men would love a body like this. But can you say Barbie? I'm all for plastic surgery, don’t get me wrong, but there comes a time when enough should be enough and when shit shouldn’t look as fake as this. Don't you agree? The proportions are unreal, the boobs look fake, not to mention her platinum blond tresses and there's just something wrong with the whole picture. Seriously, if I were Spencer, and we were in bed the morning, I'd chew of my arm if she was lying on it. LOL Like Ludacriss does it bwahahaha.

The point I'm trying to make is, big boobies aren’t as glam as Hollywood makes it out to be. You get back pain, stretch marks, cant wear pretty tops all the time, very seldom go bra-less or strapless and men tend to think your face is down there. Trust me, I know ;) Speaking from DD experience, I would rather have an A cup and wear a Wonder Bra, than pay R400 - R600 on a decent Minimizer Bra at Woolworths. I don’t get why most girls want big breasteses. And its just so sad when they get it to impress men.. What about breast feeding one day? Sometimes the attention is ok I suppose, but not ALL THE TIME :( If you get a boob job for yourself, that’s cool. But if its for your ego, to get attention or even for a guy, I kind of think its pathetic. Why not let it grow the natural way LOL. There are so many tricks out there. But once again we can see, that the media and Hollywood has a very strong influence on such trivial matters. *sigh* I'm beginning to think that nothing good ever comes from that place hakwakwa. Nonetheless, each unto his own I suppose.

Thus we can ask ourselves: Do guys really prefer the women this way? Or is it just a myth? Or are women generally so insecure? One thing is for sure, at the end of the day, everyone’s tits and ass sag. No matter the shape or size. The epidermis stretches over a period. Unless you're an alien LAWL.

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